Are you like us and cannot type, write, or say "statue" without it coming out "statute?" That's an affliction we've had since law school days, and one we're probably never going to shake.
As lawyers, we've all no doubt seen plenty of crappy statutes in our careers.
But, at the risk of being offensive, here's an actual s**t statue, located in the City of Chicago. Created by an artist tired of dog owners allowing their Fidos to do their business on the artist's front steps, he protested in the only way he knew how: by reproducing the offending items in bronze, larger than life, with water flowing out of the top.
Crass but apparently effective: evidence of actual dog doo was nowhere to be found during our recent visit.